< PreviousAnd finally The world of Frazer© Shutterstock/BigTunaOnlineHere’s Frazer’s monthly collection of the weird and wonderful ‘news’ that came his way over the last few weeks!Cleaning out the car Many of us drive to work every day or are frequently out and about in our vehicles on appointments, making the car essentially a second office and home away from home. It’s no surprise we leave a lot in our cars, from a change of clothes to mouldy old coffee cups. But it turns out that much more peculiar items are being left in Brits’ cars. An associate of Frazer’s recently drew his attention to a poll from comparethemarket which revealed some of these items. Here are a few of his favourites: a wicker reindeer, a Ouija board, a decorated Christmas tree, a bale of a hay and a bag of losing lottery tickets. It’s probably best Frazer doesn’t admit what he keeps in his car. What a tit! Here’s a story that just gets the worse as it goes along. Sheffield city councillor Mohammad Maroof was recently suspended after he posted a picture of a topless woman. The image was posted on a Mums United WhatsApp group. It happened during a meeting where group founder Sahira Irshad presented a petition on knife crime. In his defence, an apologetic Maroof said he was trying to attach a video of Irshad’s speech. Frazer wonders if he could he use the same defence next time he accidentally sends someone porn. Egg on Frazer’s face Frazer can be called many things, but he’s nothing if not honest. So when a reader pointed out a factual oversight in December 2018’s back pages, he knew he had to own up. Last month, Frazer took a swipe at a gin being produced to celebrate the 900th anniversary of Leeds Castle, something he’d taken as a sleight on Yorkshire. But, if Frazer had looked passed his cynicism for a minute and bothered to do a quick Google search, he would have discovered that Leeds Castle is, in fact, not in Leeds. It’s in Kent. So rather than claiming it was “alternative facts” or whatever it is Trump uses to cling on to his leadership, Frazer will come right out and admit he was wrong. He was probably just drunk. 50 Business Link www.blmforum.net© Shutterstock/Pepperer85© Shutterstock/victoras50.qxp_Layout 1 04/01/2019 10:37 Page 1“For those times when you need a helping hand on farm or on land”Kevin Johnson Agricultural Contractors provide a wide range of contract services to farmers and landowners in Cambridgeshire. Creating partnerships with landowners and farmers is an important part of our business. Whether you require a single service such as baling / straw stacking, or a more complete crop or farm management service, Kevin Johnson Contracting can help! In conjunction with Johnson & Morris - We have partnerships with many landowners and farms, which provide real cost and time savings, allowing farmers to concentrate on their efforts where they can be used most efficiently. From fertiliser to lime spreading, let us give you a quote. If you are interested in a more comprehensive agricultural management program, we will be happy to advise on the most efficient way forward for your farming requirements.KEVIN JOHNSON AGRICULTURAL CONTRACTORS4 Church Road | Wittering | Peterborough | PE8 6AG | Tel: 01780 782924 | Mobile: 07860 608825 enquiries@kevinjohnsoncontracting.co.uk | www.kevinjohnsoncontracting.co.ukFreephone: 0800 328 5492 Email: sales@allertonuk.com Website: www.allertonuk.comThe Dependable Choice in Drainage In rural areas without a mains drainage system, and where septic tanks will no longer reach environmental standards, Allerton can provide the ideal solution. Trading since 1974, Allerton are leading specialists in efficient treatment systems. They pride themselves on their individual, problem solving approach to dealing with alternative means of treating and disposing of raw sewage. The Allerton ConSept converts your existing Septic Tank or Cesspit into a fully functioning Sewage Treatment Plant. Servicing & Maintenance on a wide range of Sewage Treatment Plant and Pump Stations by BRITISH WATER ACCREDITED ENGINEERS.The Diamond Sewage Treatment range is suitable for either individual homes or small population applicationsWhen Gravity Drainage is not possible choose Allerton Pumping Stations for Sewage or Dirty WaterACCREDITED ENGINEERS51.qxp_Layout 1 10/01/2019 08:26 Page 1YOU’RE SAFERWITHUSprotect your network protect your staff protect your business>/<//digital engineeringStuart J. Greensafer@sjgdigital.comwww.sjgdigital.com01673 898001>/ experienced trusted professionals / cyber security specialists <52.qxp_Layout 1 04/01/2019 14:33 Page 1Next >